in case anyone wonders where I get it from

From: Mom
To: Regina
Subject: Helllllllllooooooooooooooo................

Be sure and send your thanks to [mom's boss] because as usual they are all going out of town next week for family get together.

To: Mom
From: Regina
RE: Helllllllllooooooooooooooo................

I already sent my thank yous to [mom's boss] at the beginning of the month. He wrote back and told me it was "no problem" and that "you know your mom walks on water here!!" I tried very hard not to vomit. :D

To: Regina
From: Mom

VOMIT??????
Love You,
Mother Teresa

From: Regina
To: Mom

I kept it down.

and don't you mean Mommie Dearest?

Still looking forward to having me home?

From: Mom
To: Regina

Yes, I will have the wire coat hangers ready !!!!

Well play Mom. Well played. This round totally goes to her. :)

when my cups already overfilled

day 4 of happy things:

- the chinese food I stuffed myself on at dinner.

- my crazy wonderful mom and how she makes me laugh even when I don't feel like it.

- David Fucking Cook, Andy Skib, and the rest of that hot ass band covering "Hunger Strike" ♥_♥