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stealing this meme from bossymarmalade: ten quotes from ten favourite TV couples ('couples' used loosely in some cases) and you have to guess the characters and the show:

1. Bones and Booth - Bones - melloniel
Bones: They believe in the same saints you do. And prayer. What they call spells, you call miracles. They have priests.
Booth: We don't make zombies.
Bones: Jesus rose from the dead after three days.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie! I shouldn't even have to tell you that.

2.
a: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asked McCoy to do something totally impossible, and McCoy says, 'Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a miracle worker?'
b: Hey, what are you telling me? Not to expect a miracle?
a: No, I'm saying I'm not a doctor.
b: That's my girl.

3. House and Wilson - House - melloniel
Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.
House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.
Wilson: So true...

4. Scully and Mulder - The X-Files - livehead16
Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.
Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love.
Scully: Must be fate, Mulder. Root beer.

5. Sam and Ainsley - The West Wing - bossymarmalade
Sam: That must have rolled them in the aisles back in Georgia.
Ainsley: I'm from North Carolina.
Sam: Wherever it was you studied baton twirling.
Ainsley: That'd be Harvard Law School.

6. Dean and Castiel - Supernatural - azewewish
Dean: Well, tell Uriel, or whoever, you do not want me doing this. Trust me.
Castiel: Want it, no. But I’ve been told we need it.
Dean: You ask me to open that door and walk through it, you will not like what walks back out.
Castiel: For what it’s worth, I would give anything not to have you do this.

7.
a: Nobody is going to hurt you, [Character b].
b: You’re just saying that to make me feel better.
a: Did it?
b: Yeah, can you say it again?
a: Nobody’s gonna hurt you, [Character b].

8. Penny and Sheldon - The Big Bang Theory - dramedy
Penny: Sorry the napkin's dirty, he wiped his mouth with it.
Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
Penny: Well...yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it!
Sheldon: Do you realize what this means?!?! All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
Penny: Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon

9. Rory and Dean - Gilmore Girls - enoughoflove
Rory: You brought me to Beirut?
Dean: It's a salvage yard.
Rory: Ah. And yet it looks so much like Beirut.

10. Anya and Xander - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - dramedy
Anya: [averting her eyes] I don't have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh! I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya: Men are evil... Will you go with me?
Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.