plot bunnies free to good home

ficcish thoughts I had as I was driving home:

- Captain America/Thor - is it weird for Steve to have someone bigger than him around suddenly? or does he just remember the days of being a scrawny kid from Brooklyn and nights spent crawling into Bucky's bed?
- Captain America/Loki - like Steve thinks it's weird that Thor's brother is always coming around and he's supposed to be a villain but then the last time he brought those sandwiches from the deli back in the old neighborhood that Steve never has time to visit. and when Steve stops and thinks about it Loki hasn't tried to kill anyone in months. and the sandwich is delicious.
- Helen Mirren/Michael Fassbender - mostly I just want her to call him "my good little puppy" and him wrecked with desperation for her approval. (honestly I might want this in real life and not just fic.)
- Sherlock+Molly - him taking her out for coffee and other awkwardness and her "oh god you're trying to be my friend" because he's just so desperately bad at it.

I clearly am never going to write these. but I waaaaaaaant. heh. so have at it if you are so inclined.