this is the first day of the future and all I want is you

[loveflyfree]

day 7:




Penolope Garcia. Computer genius and all around amazing woman. I want her to be my girlfriend. No really. NO REALLY.


It's almost ridiculous how beautiful and awesome she is. Like what? Also, I might kill someone to have those glasses.


She. Is. SOHOT. Seriously I love her massive amounts. She's smart, funny, sexy and basically perfect. ♥


I did mention sexy right? Because holy hell.


Okay you can't really talk about Garcia without at least mentioning Derek Morgan. (although damn it's hard to find a picture of them in the same shot, since most of their scenes are over the telephone.)

A few choice moments between the lovely Penelope and Derek:

Morgan: Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I want to hear.
Garcia: You are a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.
Morgan: How about something I don't already know?
Garcia: I have a sweet tooth? (3.2 In Birth and Death)

Garcia: Are you lonely in the Lone Star state? And are you wearing chaps?
Morgan: Only in your dreams, Garcia
Garcia: Oh, not necessarily. I have Photoshop. (2.17 Distress)

Morgan: Hey, Silly Girl.
Garcia: Hmm?
Morgan: I love you, you know that, right?
Garcia: I love you, too. (3.9 Penelope)

Morgan: There's something I really want you to know, Garcia.
Garcia: Save it! Just get out!
Morgan: No, no, no, I'm not quite there yet.
Garcia: Morgan...
Morgan: Just listen to me.
Garcia: Morgan, please.
Morgan: You know what you are, Garcia?
[The scene changes and then comes back to Garcia]
Garcia: Morgan!
[The ambulance where Morgan was driving that had a bomb in it explodes]
Garcia: Derek? [looks like she's close to crying]
[The scene changes again and then comes back to Morgan]
Morgan: Garcia? [Garcia sighs of relief] I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my God-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing: whatever happens, don't you ever stop talking to me...
Garcia: I can't right now 'cause I'm mad at you.
Morgan: I can wait. (4.1 Mayhem)

Garcia: Hiya, baby.
Morgan: Hey baby girl. We need to talk.
Garcia: PG or NC17?
Morgan: You're on speaker phone.
Garcia: I charge extra for groups. (4.13 Bloodline)

I LOVE THEM. THE END.