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*throws TV Guide across room*
okay so you know what. I know it's not cool or whatever but I FUCKING HATE SHARK WEEK. I CAN'T TURN ON THE TV OR CHECK MY EMAIL OR GO TO YOUTUBE OR LOOK THROUGH A MAGAZINE WITHOUT A FUCKING SHARK WITH ROWS OF SCARY TEETH IN MY FACE.
you can laugh because look I know it's a stupid fear. I KNOW THIS.
but I can guarantee you when I try to go to sleep and I close my eyes all I'm going to see are stupid sharks coming towards me.
:(
(also remember when the Discovery channel tried to teach us that sharks didn't want to EAT PEOPLE. YEAH ME NEITHER. look I know the actual shows might focus on the poor misunderstood shark, but the marketing fucking sucks.)
okay so you know what. I know it's not cool or whatever but I FUCKING HATE SHARK WEEK. I CAN'T TURN ON THE TV OR CHECK MY EMAIL OR GO TO YOUTUBE OR LOOK THROUGH A MAGAZINE WITHOUT A FUCKING SHARK WITH ROWS OF SCARY TEETH IN MY FACE.
you can laugh because look I know it's a stupid fear. I KNOW THIS.
but I can guarantee you when I try to go to sleep and I close my eyes all I'm going to see are stupid sharks coming towards me.
:(
(also remember when the Discovery channel tried to teach us that sharks didn't want to EAT PEOPLE. YEAH ME NEITHER. look I know the actual shows might focus on the poor misunderstood shark, but the marketing fucking sucks.)
