I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

[loveflyfree]

OMG YOU GUYS



I had to go by myself because none of my friends are into those kind of movies. WHICH SUCKS FOR THEM BECAUSE HOLY GOD DAMN I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE.

Okay. Yes. It's ridiculous. From the very beginning to the very end it is one ridiculous rollercoaster ride. But it is so much fun that I just didn't care. Thoughts in no particular order:

- Mmmmm.... carrot
- I love this opening
- oh Clive you hotass
- Ewwww.... carrot
- That's one way to cut the umbilical cord. o.O
- OMG CLIVE HOLDING A BABY IS KILLING ME
- hahahaha the "nun" who answered the door.
- on the run with a baby and a hooker. sweet.
- also god DAMN. She is really hot.
- Dude. That's where he lives? AWESOME.
- OMG WHEN HE GOES DOWN THE ZIP LINE SHOOTING EVERYONE THE WHOLE WAY DOWN. AWESOME.
- okay, so I can't remember them now, but the one liners in this were awesome.
- hahahahahahah ranting about drivers who don't use turn signals. baby, don't ever come to Arizona.
- actually do come to Arizona. my address is....
- okay, I was in favor of the sex scene anyway because baby, he's Clive Owen, he's knows where it's at and and and and AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A MOTHERFUCKING GUNFIGHT AND AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YEAH
- heh. hiding in the tank.
- oh man that shoot out in the gun warehouse. so cool.
- OMG SKYDIVING SHOOT OUT. GOD DAMN.
- heh. the ground is just littered with bodies. and parts. heh.
- god only knows how many dead bodies in this movie so far and I'm most grossed out by broken fingers.
- the end was perfect.

in closing I want to be watching this movie always.

preview for Hitman looked pretty good. also Harold and Kumar 2. ahahahahahahahahah

Comments

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously, the sex/gun battle was the funnest scene I've seen in a movie this year. *g*

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

it really really was. "talk about shooting your load" ahahahahahahaha ♥

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I just saw this today and OMG GOOD GOD. DUDE. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE SPANKING? When he was all, 'How would you like it if I spanked you?', we were all, 'umm...YES PLEASE.' oh god, that movie was such a ridiculous amount of fun. RIDICULOUS. I loved pretty much everything about it. EVERYTHING.

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

um. I can't talk about the spanking. I had to cover my mouth from making inappropriate noises in the theater.

I seriously want to watch this movie all the time.