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[loveflyfree]

omg only me



so on Sunday as I was getting dressed and pulling on my underwear I noticed that I had dry patches of skin on my rear. okay, whatever. I live in Arizona and really it's just a matter of time before all the moisture flees my body. so yesterday I'm at work in the bathroom and as I'm finishing up, for whatever reason I twist around and notice that those "dry patches" are actually scabbed over and kind of look like rug burn. to which my basic response is OMG WTF! like did I sleep walk and fall down somewhere? (not that I sleep walk, but I couldn't remember falling while awake so I was getting kind of crazy in my HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! brainstorming.) was I abducted by aliens? I don't remember any missing time.

so last night I'm looking again as I get ready for bed and realize that it's very... symmetrical. and then it hits me.

kids, don't wear lace trimmed underwear if you're going to participate in an event that calls for you to walk all night long. just. don't do it.

I am an idiot.

spent a good chunk of my workday plotting out McCoy/OFC porn. we'll see if anything comes of it. I wish they would just invent the usb port for your brain already so I could just download my thoughts. it would be so much easier.

Comments

[livehead16.livejournal.com]

i'm trying not to laugh at your lacy rugburn. but i'm failing miserably. LOL. that's pretty hilarious. at least it doesn't hurt?

also?
really it's just a matter of time before all the moisture flees my body.
i hear that. i'm so itchy this summer, ugh.

I wish they would just invent the usb port for your brain already so I could just download my thoughts. it would be so much easier.
AMEN. the writing, it goes so smoothly inside my head. :P

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

oh no. I understand. I can barely keep from laughing AT MYSELF. it's just so ridiculous that of course it happened to me. and knowing that I unwittingly brought it on myself? *FACEPALM*

the writing, it goes so smoothly inside my head. :P

RIGHT?! *sigh*

[dramedy.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO. oh you. XD

I never wear lacy knickers, because I move too much and they itch. D:

*HUG* Oh you. :>

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

oh me indeed. that's really all that can be said. *FACEPALM*

[ladybugg7.livejournal.com]

Still Funny!!!

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah. laugh it up Chuckles!

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

I am trying very, very hard not to giggle at you.

I am failing.

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

oh believe me I know!

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

Ohhh... that's...kinda hilarious. In that empathizing kinda way. Except I never do lace. I would probably rip it off in irritation by an hour in to wearing it.

If it's any consolation to my laughter at you, last year when we met at Con I had worn new converses and had blisters of the century.

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

I know. I mean I can't deny that I would laugh at any of my friends if this happened to them. *facepalm*

and ow!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I wish they would just invent the usb port for your brain already so I could just download my thoughts

I need that like burning. Would be SO much more convenient.

and, HA HA! Underwear burn! XD

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

yeah I could just think things and lo. they would be on the page.

underwear burn. *shakes head* ONLY ME!