beer: the answer to all of life's problems

[loveflyfree]

hahahahah work made me want to stab people today so I'm dealing with that by getting drunk. of course these days I'm already tipsy after only 1 1/2 beers so you can go ahead and make note that I'm a cheap date. where is Jim Kirk when I really need him?!

speaking of Jim Kirk, plans are a go to drive down to Phoenix tomorrow to see Star Trek on IMAX. mmmmm giant Bones. ahahaha that sounds tremendously dirty.

oh! speaking of dirty two AI fic recs because holy hell with the hot:

Orchestration by astolat - Adam/Kris - AU, adult, explicit -

Kris wasn't brand-new at the substitute gig, but it was still a little unsettling to walk into the office his first day at the new school, and have the secretary look him up and down and say, "Oh, you are going to be eaten alive."

Kris smiled, polite; it got a little old. "Trust me, I can take a bunch of teenagers."

"Who said anything about the teenagers?" the secretary said, and handed him his attendance sheets.

Sugar and Spice by cjmarlowe - Adam/Kris - NC-17, knifeplay -

Kris shivers, the hairs on the back of his neck standing up, his skin prickling. It's just a moment, a breath, of inattention and the knife is biting into the tip of his finger. The sharp sting and throb of blood mingle with the heat from Adam's tongue to make him hard in what feels like only moments.

It doesn't go unnoticed.