for great science

[loveflyfree]

OH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:

James T Kirk Does Not Believe in the No-Lesbian Scenario - Girl!Kirk/Girls, PG-13 -

Bones lifts an eyebrow and gives him “Jim Kirk, what the hell are you going on about?” look number three. Kirk slides off the table, feeling the skirt Bones has provided for him ride up. “What’s the one kind of sex I’ve always wanted but could never have?”

Bones has to know the answer, because they spent three years in college together. In a college dormitory. Where girls sleep. Girls like Uhura and Gaila. Kirk liked to talk about Gaila and Uhura. Watching them lounge around half naked in front of each other gave him a lot to talk about.

Bones gets it. “No. No way.”

“I have to.” He struggles to find a reason that fun-hating, apparently asexual Bones will understand. “For great science.”

Jim as a girl is pretty ridiculous because he still thinks like JIM and so the results of him hitting on girls in his fantastic new form are pretty hilarious. Fun cracky crack fic. \o/