ahahahaha oh my god
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loveflyfreeI had a pelvic ultrasound today because my gyno decided I needed one. okay. I'd heard from friends what was involved so ok. for those who don't know the first part is easy peasy except for the fact that while you have a full bladder they push down on it with the little ultrasound wand. but hey it's just 'undo your pants and lift your shirt and here we go.' great. the second part is here's your robe, go take off your pants and underwear, we'll have the stealth stirrups that you didn't even notice before set up when you get back. okay. so I knew this was coming so no big deal right. basically the second part involves pushing an ultrasound wand up into my 'love canal' and getting pictures from the inside. noooo problem.
except.
so um. I really kind of get off on penetration. like. yeah. and there were two ultrasound techs because one was training. and she could not get it angled right to get the pictures they needed and so she kept moving it around and in and out and jesus christ. and they kept going 'oh does that hurt?' and my strangled little 'nooooo.' and for one moment I thought I was going to LOSE IT because before I left work
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ladybugg7 said "just think about..." and I wouldn't let her finish that sentence because no and then completely without my permission my brain conjured up a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch and seriously for about 2 seconds I was made of hysterical laughter which apparently only manifested as me wincing because all I got from the tech was "that didn't hurt did it?" as she slid the stupid thing in further. I desperately made my mind go as blank as possible but good lord.and then I was being told that I could get dressed and I just sort of drove home in a daze and was fucking SHAKING AND WEAK IN THE KNEES when I got home. fucking ridiculous. let this be a life lesson kids. don't go for as long as I have without having sex. your body will embarrass you when it gets the chance. *facepalm*
so. that happened.
in other news my parents and I have canceled our what was sure to have been epic Vegas trip in light of my dad's continued heart problems. (although he had a stress test today and they did clear him to play golf tomorrow - THANK GOD - so he appears to be doing ok. just not sure if he's up for Vegas ok yet.) but I am still going to take the vacation time and just go to California for the week. I'll be there from 3/16 until 3/25. not sure if I'll have any time to go anywhere but I am thinking of trying to drive up to at least Santa Cruz and maybe further north if I have reason. *eyes
rivers_bend*and now I go to do homework that really should have been done last night. damn you Tumblr! :)
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on 2012-02-23 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
on 2012-02-23 03:44 am (UTC)2) you can laugh at me tomorrow
*EPIC FACEPALM*
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on 2012-02-23 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
on 2012-02-23 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
on 2012-02-23 05:21 am (UTC)Also. I could probably meet you in Santa Cruz or somewhere further north on Wednesday 21st if that works for you *grabby hands*
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on 2012-02-23 06:03 am (UTC)and eeeeeeeeee! I'm almost positive I can work that out. <33333
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on 2012-02-23 08:33 pm (UTC)bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! oh lord. I would. Just. I don't know what I would do in those circumstances. awkward.
for you:
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on 2012-02-24 12:09 am (UTC)also eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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on 2012-02-24 01:29 am (UTC)no subject
on 2012-02-24 01:47 am (UTC)although wouldn't that be a fantastic story to tell him one day. (not really.)
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on 2012-02-24 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2012-02-23 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2012-02-24 12:10 am (UTC)